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Текст:Oh to be Hayden Christensen, and sup the golden cup of movie stardom,
Mm Hmm Darth Vader, Mm Hmm Darth Vader.
Oh to be Hayden Christensen and laugh away the women I only dream of,
Mm Hmm light sabre, Mm Hmm Darth Vader.
Diving into Hollywood swimming pools, throwing away the clothes I can't afford,
You're sexy and shiny, I'm dirty and deformed,
You fathered Skywalker, I've never been abroad,
Can't you see? the force is weak with me.
Oh to be Hayden Christensen and drink in the finest wines in splendid company,
Mm Hmm Darth Vader, Mm Hmm Darth Vader
Oh to be Hayden Christensen and take the jobs my family depend upon,
Mm Hmm light sabre, Mm Hmm Darth Vader
Laughing in casting directors faces, laughing all your troubles away,
You've done it all, you've made it, you're living out my dreams,
I know you'd only tell me it isn't all it seems, but that's bullshit, it's Jar Jar binks bullshit.